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Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby chr1s on Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:57 pm

So lets be honest, if Hollywood has thought us anything its eventually there is going to be a Zombie attack, I think its only right we get a list of rules together so we can survive the attack at maintain enough of a society that we'll at least have people to post on the forum!! :P

So we're under the assumption that zombies are varied some are fast, some are slow, some are strong, etc.,
One thing we can take is co-ordination and intelligence and defensive skills are out!

So I'll get the ball rolling (and yes some are taken from Zombieland but they make so much sense!!)

1) Run! Don't **** about, if you see zombies run odds on you can out run a zombie!
2) Head for high ground, I can't imagine with the lack of co-ordination they'd be able to climb!
3) Always carry a weapon, even while on the can! :P
4) Zombies are no longer people, so if your family member, friends, loved ones have become zombies, remember they're still a zombie, and its very much a case of them or you!

So what are ye guys rules? Remember its just a bit of fun, you can be creative, its not like no one actually thinks there will be a zombie attack like ever!! :crazy:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Jeepy on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:02 pm

Well obviously wear several supersoakers full of bleach and carry a hammer and a meat tenderiser so you can pulverise the ****.

And make sure to take a packed lunch because zombies do tend to congregate in supermarkets
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:04 pm

Great idea for a thread Chris :thumbup:
Ok let me see, rules for zombie attacks... :hmm:

5) Lock the doors to every morgue and do not leave brains of any sort lying around, Lets face it Zombie's need brains to survive, so taking away the brains would leave them weak and starving :thumbup:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby zeek on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:05 pm

6. Don't use a weapon you need to reload, unless you have a backup which you doesn't need reloading.
7. Shoot the group clown before anything else. He'll get you all killed.
8. Sex is even more dangerous during an invasion of any sort. So go nuts, but carry protection :PP
9. Be weary of all animals.
10. Zombies can smell you. So get a wash, moron :rofl:
11. Avoid blood splatter at all costs.
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Jeepy on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:09 pm

Really hot women are generally zombies.
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:14 pm

zeek wrote:So go nuts, but carry protection :PP


But wouldnt you want to repopulate the earth with non zombies? :P
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby zeek on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:15 pm

Somebody in your group will obviously be bitten and not tell you, so it's best everybody is naked. Y'know, so everything is out in the open :roll:
Except for the dudes...
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zeek wrote:So go nuts, but carry protection :PP


But wouldnt you want to repopulate the earth with non zombies? :P

Wasn't thinkin' that kinda protection :P
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Jeepy on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:25 pm

I think you'd be best just to abstain when zombies attack. :| but a codpiece gun is a definate advantage in a zombie situation
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Mellow on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:25 pm

12. Never look back
13. Stay away from kids. They'll get you killed
14. If you're female, stay away from Soldier camp's.
15. If you're male and skinny..also stay away from Soldier camp's. O.o O.o
16. You don't have to be the fastest in your group. Just make sure there is at least one person, slower than you. :)
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:26 pm

Mellow wrote:16. You don't have to be the fastest in your group. Just make sure there is at least one person, slower than you. :)


preferrably someone fat, so the zombies are kept fed for a little bit longer :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Mellow on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:27 pm

CaseyCasey87 wrote:
Mellow wrote:16. You don't have to be the fastest in your group. Just make sure there is at least one person, slower than you. :)


preferrably someone fat, so the zombies are kept fed for a little bit longer :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby zeek on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:32 pm

17. Don't hideout in a cemetry :roll:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Brewski on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:34 pm

18 Never Split up.. and if you do split up never get stuck with the loser of the group whos gonna panic and run off into the dark corridor , only to return seconds later as a zombie
19. Never jokingly say "BRAINZZZZZZZZZ" when your around your paranoid group of survivor, even if they do know your not a zombie, they'll probably still shoot you anyways. I know i would.
20. Make sure you eat plenty of fruit, YOU STILL NEED YOUR FIVE A DAY!!!
21 When going to the toilet make sure to have someone standing guard on the door while you do the business.... also it is nice to do the same for them
22. Make sure to have access to plenty of wood, hammers & nails. This will be used to board up all windows, thus slowing down any immediate zombie rampage.
23 .Find a radio, use its signal to triangulate the strongest broadcast frequency and head towards that if it sounds like it might be a populated area. DO NOT head towards Distress Signals as by the time you get there you'll be dealing with hoarde of flesh nibblers.
24. When you kill a zombie, open its head and take the brain and keep it in your backpack. This might be a grusome job but you'll be able to use that brain as a decoy or to set a trap to save yourself from tight spots.

I think thats all for now... GOOD LUCK ALL !!!
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:36 pm

Brewski wrote:20. Make sure you eat plenty of fruit, YOU STILL NEED YOUR FIVE A DAY!!!


That one was too funny :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Brewski on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:39 pm

CaseyCasey87 wrote:
Brewski wrote:20. Make sure you eat plenty of fruit, YOU STILL NEED YOUR FIVE A DAY!!!


That one was too funny :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

HAHA :lol: Why thank ya !!!
A healthy survivor is a winning one !! O.o :rofl:
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