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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Jeepy on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:40 pm

Rule 57: Wear a chastity belt in case naked Irish drunks are in the vicinity :P
Rule 58: Wear something over your chastity belt in case PCat is in the vicinity and mistakes it for a codpiece.
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:41 pm

Jeepy wrote:Rule 57: Wear a chastity belt in case naked Irish drunks are in the vicinity :P



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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Brewski on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:12 pm

Rule 59
Bring a Skeleton key, to open EVERY lock ;)
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby dunny320 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:33 pm

erm... how do the chastity belts help survive zombie attacks?

Rule 60 Use of house hold objects in an emergency often tend to work nicely (as i found out on left 4 dead 2 today with a guitar and frying pan :D )
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Jeepy on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:51 pm

Dunny, if you find yourself impaled on a passing drunk naked irishman, you won't be able to run as fast. Also if they show you a good time, you might go a little weak in the knees and you won't be able to run as fast. :nod:

Do they teach you kids NOTHING in school these days? :roll:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby PCat on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:20 pm

Brewski wrote:In the event of a zombie outbreak your gonna need to prioritise. This involves saving what you love and sacrificing what you can live without.
The loved ones list.
1. Plenty of beer.
2. A hipflask for long excursions into the unknown
3. A shotgun, with plenty of ammunition.
4. A map to find your way as you may be lacking your sense of direction thanks to Priority 1 and 2.
5. A hot dog with extra mustard, the mustard is hardcore and goes down well after the beer. The hot dog bun itself provides extra soakage for Priority 6.
6. More beer, you may end you sobering up and inevitably realising its a post-apocolyptic zombie wasteland your in, and you dont want to do that.
7.A flashlight and batteries. More beer.
8. Music to party to!! :afro:


Where's the bottle opener on the list?!!! OMG! I thought you knew what you were doing!!
You will also need protein for sustanance, so bring along some mixed nuts (And I'm not talking about Jeepy and Brewski) :PP
And you should pack everything into a wheeled ice chest (for obvious reasons).

dunny320 wrote:Rule 60 Use of house hold objects in an emergency often tend to work nicely (as i found out on left 4 dead 2 today with a guitar and frying pan :D )
Another good reason not to forget the BOTTLE OPENER!!

Jeepy wrote:Don't do it Brewski! She'll slit your throat for your loose change! :scared:
I only do this when vending machines are available.

Oh, and one more thing -- PCat NEVER mistakes a codpiece ;)
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby dunny320 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:14 pm

Jeepy wrote:Dunny, if you find yourself impaled on a passing drunk naked irishman, you won't be able to run as fast. Also if they show you a good time, you might go a little weak in the knees and you won't be able to run as fast. :nod:

Do they teach you kids NOTHING in school these days? :roll:


Not that! :scared: plus i dont go school so no :P
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Brewski wrote:In the event of a zombie outbreak your gonna need to prioritise. This involves saving what you love and sacrificing what you can live without.


dunny320 wrote:Rule 60 Use of house hold objects in an emergency often tend to work nicely (as i found out on left 4 dead 2 today with a guitar and frying pan :D )
Another good reason not to forget the BOTTLE OPENER!!


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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby PCat on Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:33 am

Jeepy wrote:Dunny, if you find yourself impaled on a passing drunk naked irishman, you won't be able to run as fast. Also if they show you a good time, you might go a little weak in the knees and you won't be able to run as fast. :nod:

Do they teach you kids NOTHING in school these days? :roll:

For Dunny:
Rule #69 -- If you find yourself in the presence of a drunk naked irishman zombie, be sure to have a can of beer on a string to toss in a direction away from you. The zombie will lose his balance and fall as he tries to quickly swing around after the beer. When he hits the ground, retrieve your beer and run!!
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