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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby zeek on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:44 pm

:rofl: Too funny Brewski :wub: :thumbsup:

25. If it's the end of the world, why not start a cult?
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby chr1s on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:47 pm

Mellow wrote:16. You don't have to be the fastest in your group. Just make sure there is at least one person, slower than you. :)


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So we're not having a leave no one behind rule! :P


26. Don't be a hero, unless you're trying to impress a really hot girl, in that case go nuts! :P
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby zeek on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:49 pm

27. Friends' sisters are now fair game. Mothers too :whistle:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Brewski on Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:45 pm

Haha zeek!
27 (b) - Friends' sisters and mothers who've been bitten but havent yet turned are also fair game but you just gotta hurry. ;)
28 - Headshots: Ya gotta Go for the head, everyone knows this is a golden rule. :cool:
29 - Looting: Go nuts looting, just remember you gotta loot the correct stuff. Theres no point in looting a new tv from the abandoned electrical store. So loot important items like food, supplies and the latest call of duty game.
30 - Be prepared: To throw someone else in the firing line to save your own ass from an attack.
31-Blend In: My personal Favourite; Get really drunk on whiskey or a spirit of your choice and dont shower for days, wearing the same clothes. As you stumble around aimlessly most zombies will politely wave at you and greet you goodday. However, you may become such an intimidating force that they may eventually start running from YOU.
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby charliefan4life on Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:06 pm

32. Find Samuel L Jackson-He'll take out those M'F'ing zombies if it's the last thing he ever does!
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby b3rt4 on Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:17 pm

33. Fasten your seatbelt (little Zombieland reference here ;))
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby dunny320 on Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:14 pm

b3rt4 wrote:33. Fasten your seatbelt (little Zombieland reference here ;))


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34. enjoy the little things :whistle:
35. dont go to a theme park at night and turn the power on so all the lights are and the the rides are making alot of noise....it will end up bad
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby theotherslover on Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:19 pm

Don't leave the safe room because you "think" there is no one there.
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Anneliese on Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:05 pm

1. Carry an ax with you, or some other awesome melee weapon. Melee weapons are vital.
2. Bring some Molotovs. Fire, baby! :w00t:
3. If you know some idiot in your group won't survive, use him/her as bait. :P
4. Corporate types and most politicians can be mistaken for zombies. If you see one and you're not sure, do the world a favor and shoot them anyway. ;)
5. Don't startle the Witch! :rofl:
6. Be sure to look awesome and dramatic. I have learned from countless video games and movies that only the awesome people survive. :thumbup:
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Owa! on Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:33 pm

36. Steal a boat? :huh: :S
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby NotInOxford on Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:45 pm

44. Obviously according to the repeat of these words, you must: Go nuts.
45. Once rule number 30 is suggested, you have now found the one to do it too. Toss his betraying butt into the horde and run, foo', run!
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby kristy815 on Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:19 am

46. If zombies attack, run straightaway to the mayor or other authoritative type and tell him that the city must be evacuated especially if it's tourist season. They won't listen but the guy that does this always survives longer than anybody else.
So, who is this Mr. Bench anyway?
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby chr1s on Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:00 pm

Owa! wrote:36. Steal a boat? :huh: :S



Actually the most logic of ideas, head out to sea in a boat and come ashore for supplies when needed, surely its the best way to stay alive.

Why the hell didn't I think of it! :P Good job Owa!
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby NotInOxford on Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:59 pm

Who says zombies can't swim?

Plus, boats are slow.

Oh, and zombie sharks and zombie whales. ;)
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Re: Rules for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Postby Jeepy on Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:06 pm

NotInOxford wrote:Who says zombies can't swim?

Duh. Zombies aren't waterproof :roll:
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