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Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Jeepy on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:10 am

There's no-one above me so I'm going to pick someone at random.

Owa was born on a Sunday and ever since then has had an irrational fear of Sundays. His family refer to Sundays as The Dark Day. Owa was so upset when Nicole Kidman named her daughter Sunday that he took to his bed for a week and wrote 42 letters to Tom Cruise asking for advice. Tom Cruise sent back an autograph and several naked pictures of himself.
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby zeek on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:24 am

Jeepy used to work in the smutty village of London known as Soho. She regularly performed at the local strip joints, going by the names "Buns," "Ginger" and "Creme Egg." Her only requirements being a bottle of gin waiting at the end and that her clients be ONLY dirty old men. She lost her many dancing jobs, however, after an incident with Rod Stewart and a Dairy Lea Dunker.
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Owa! on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:24 am

:| :O :scared: :bored:
How did you know Jeepy!? :cry: :lol:


Jeepy;
Is edging on 60, and has recently took up stalking Nicolas Cage :roll: Sending him flowers, chocolates, and asking one simple question "Why did you walk out on our date!?" ...she has still to receive a response. She also actually loves Dharma Vans more than the Jeeps, but hides this obsession with a fake one about the Jeeps. She also is a Jater. Oh, she is also a he. :lol:

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Zeek;
He's really a cockney, not a Liverpudlian, and is the brother of Kevin Webster of Coronation Street, he aspires to be the first Uzbekistani(?) male figure skater, this will prove a challenge since he's actually English. His man crush is Ben Stiller, especially when he is in Zoolander gear, using Magnum. Uses Clearasil on average 3 times a day!
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Fivebretz on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:28 am

Owa is the founder of an international hit squad who's sole aim is to eradicate the entire pepperoni race off the face of the planet. Also he plays recorder in an Enter Shakari Tribute band composed entirely of chicks.

Not girls, but baby birds
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby kristy815 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:33 am

Fivebretz is actualy Nicolas Cage and has not-so-secret crush on Jeepy. Daily, he showers her with chocolates, gifts, and cd's of Kelly Clarkson because he knows she loves Kelly Clarkson so much. He has also committed to giving a dollar a day to everyone who logs onto STV for the next million days.

ETA: It has occurred to me that for all I know Fivebretz actually is Nicolas Cage. So perhaps that is not a lie. I am quite sure the part about Jeepy loving KC is completely false however. :)
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Iceman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:37 am

Kristy and I have the same last name (815) because we are married.
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Jeepy on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:39 am

Kristy licks the soles of her own shoes compulsively every 15 minutes. Sometimes she licks the shoes of random men but they usually call the police when she does so she has started to do it only to men obliviously sleeping on trains and buses. She will lick women's shoes too, for a price.

Zeek got missed out before, so i'm going to right that wrong. Zeek has a heartfelt love of caravans. Some might even call it a fetish. He is a member of the Society of Scousers in Caravans and his bedroom has caravan print wallpaper and a caravan patterned carpet. Zeek can only "perform" in or around caravans and is England's largest consumer of caravan based adult material. He is mainly attracted to Charliefan4life because he mistakenly believes her username is caravan4life.

Whoops, Iceman nipped in there stealthily. Iceman 815 is actually a sheep worrier. He doesn't actually do anything to them, but his menancing presence is enough to worry whole flocks.
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby zeek on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:45 am

Jeepy didn't get her name from her love of the Dharma Jeep Sawyer rode in on, she infact got it because she killed a man with her white and gold Jeep. She is a killer :|

(:rofl: I thought you were supposed to be lying about me, Jeepy? :PP)
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Iceman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:47 am

Zeek is the person who makes sure there is no green Skittles in The Backstreet Boys dressing room.
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby DestinyFound on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:49 am

Zeek is secretly President Obama
It is all a big cover-up :w00t:
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Ciubia on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:49 am

Iceman815 is the person who licks the other skittles for The BackStreet Boys
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Fivebretz on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:49 am

Ciubia is my dad
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Ciubia on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:51 am

Fivebretz likes to drink his milk straight from a cow because it reminds him of his loved one.
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby Iceman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:52 am

Ciubia is who the character "Olivia" on The Cosby Show is based off of.
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Re: Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you

Postby zeek on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:53 am

Icey once made love to a wolf. Not because he particularly liked the wolf's personality or lipstick, but because he likes to be bitten.
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