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Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:09 pm
by Gary Troup
ok but the car has no wheels :O

I wish my legs weren't as hairy as they are :|

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:55 pm
by Notice
you could shave them

Granted but then you'd have really hairy arms

I wish Austria wins the UEFA European Championship

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:27 pm
by Gary Troup
ok but then Austria never win a game of football ever again and you also don't win any medals at the next winter olympics

I wish I was asleep right now

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:57 pm
by Notice
Gary Troup wrote:and you also don't win any medals at the next winter olympics

Oh my God, you just had to go as far as that :rofl:

Granted, but your sleep would only last 10 seconds :hmm:

I wish I had Sainsbury's cookies right now :w00t:

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:11 pm
by Gary Troup
ok but they're out of date and make you sick

I wish I was asleep right now

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:03 pm
by Notice
Gary Troup wrote:ok but they're out of date and make you sick

That actually happened one time :| :| :|

Granted but you'd wake up immediately :lol: :lol:

I wish my cat would sleep on my lap more often :hmm:

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 1:02 am
by Gary Troup
ok but first she kneads too hard and severs an artery in your leg :|

I wish every day was Saturday :hmm:

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:13 am
by Notice
Granted but then every Saturday is a 8 hour workday

I wish my cat would meow more :|

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:04 pm
by Gary Troup
ok but every time she does she meows up a hairball

I wish I could perfectly rap Twista's part in "Slow Jamz" :hmm:

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 12:47 am
by Notice
Granted but from now on you have to rap everything you say

I wish my eyesight was perfect

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:18 pm
by Gary Troup
ok but then you can always smell poop....

I wish for infinite wishes :|

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:19 pm
by Notice
:rofl:

Granted but all you can wish for now are infinite wishes... wishception!

I wish I had already holidays

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:24 pm
by Gary Troup
ok but you have to spend every single second of your holidays asleep

I wish for infinite wishes

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:36 pm
by Notice
I see what you did there :lol:

Granted but your next wish has to be "I don't wish for infinite wishes" :hmm:

I wish my shin would stop hurting

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:20 pm
by Gary Troup
ok but then literally everything else hurts

I wish I was a dog in a family of husband, wife and child and they loved me lots