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Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:36 am
by Fivebretz
I remember playing this on a forum before. I woulda thought it was this one, but I can't find it. If one exists here, feel free to merge those bad boys together :)

Simple premise. Poster A makes a wish, Poster B grants it with a twist.

EG. I wish I could fly! - Granted, but you can ONLY fly, and never touch the ground again.

So I'll kick off:

I wish I was really rich.

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:39 am
by charliefan4life
I remember that thread!


Granted! You're really rich, but you have to live with a house full of spiders.


I wish I could sing well.

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:41 am
by Two Sides
But you can only sing show tunes :O thats awful right?!


I wish i could hug the world :w00t:

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:42 am
by Fivebretz
(I love show tunes :mad:)

Well, granted, but obviously you've got feckin' HUGE arms now! :lol:

I wish I was the most handsome guy alive

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:43 am
by Heiots
Granted, you can be the most handsome guy alive, but ugly will be the trend then. :O

I wish I could have perfect eyesight.

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:51 am
by Fivebretz
Granted, but to get perfect eyesight you must lose your hearing. You get to choose what percentage ratio you want (eg, 80% sight, 20% hearing). Good luck!

I wish I could live underwater

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:55 am
by Two Sides
You can live underwater but you are restricted to just a full bathtub


I wish i could change appearance when ever i need to

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:57 am
by Fivebretz
Granted, but you can only switch between yourself and Rosie O'Donnell :)

I wish I was King

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:00 am
by Two Sides
:lol:

and Granted, but you are only king of Wake Island. :O

I wish i knew everything there is to know about everything!

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:20 am
by charliefan4life
Granted, but now you know things no man ever wanted to know and live a torturous existence with those images in your head.


I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:23 am
by Fivebretz
Granted, but...Lost is gone :( All the sun sand and waves in the world can't make that up to you :(

I wish I had the perfect memory - never forget a thing

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:31 am
by charliefan4life
Granted. But unfortunately you also recall a repressed memory from your childhood of walking in on your parents at an inopportune time and now you can't forget.


I wish I had the power to get people to do anything I wanted.

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:42 am
by PCat
I like this game :)

Granted. But to get them to do what you want, you must ask only while naked and holding sparklers.

I wish I could eat anything I want without gaining any weight.

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:35 am
by charliefan4life
What makes you think that wasn't part of the plan, PCat? ;)


Granted you can eat anything you want, unfortunately all you want is sardines and sauerkraut.


I wish someone would give Mel Gibson a lobotomy.

Re: Make a wish at a price!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:46 pm
by Jeepy
Granted. Mel Gibson's lobotomy: Live is being shown on every channel on tv and theres also 25000 STV threads about it

I wish it was next weekend already