Glee Brittany Quotes

General discussion for 'Glee'

Moderators: Moderators, Moderators, Moderators, Moderators

Forum rules
Please be advised that this is a NO SPOILER forum section. No spoilers are to be posted here. Use the spoiler sections for anything spoiler related.

Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby DestinyFound on Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:24 pm

Hey Everyone,

My name is DestinyFound and I am a major Glee fan and have recently filled the job of "Show Expert" for Glee with Mellow and theotherslover . We will all strive to create the best possible show experience on the forum by starting fun discussions, interesting polls, favorite moments, predictions, spoilers, ect. We will try our best to foster the needs of this forum's amazing Glee fan club (i know you gleeks are out there... so have fun with us and engage in the discussions. the more the better). Well I hope you have a wonderful day :)

Sincerely,
DestinyFound
"Show Expert" for Glee and The Office


Glee Discussion: "Favorite Brittany Lines"
Image

Gleeks everywhere . . . . Please post your favorite Brittany line(s) and enjoy the humor of one of my personal favorite characters :lol:
Image
Show Expert for Glee and The Office
User avatar
DestinyFound
Show Expert
 
Posts: 2327
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:48 pm
Location: U.S.A.
Gender: Male


Ads are removed for registered users






Ads are removed for registered users

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby DarkUFO on Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:28 pm

Welcome to the Show Experts :)
User avatar
DarkUFO
Administrator
 
Posts: 9037
Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:41 pm
Location: UK
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby Mellow on Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:39 pm

Great Start Destinyfound!!

Brittany is HILARIOUS. My favourite quote is probably when she is on the phone with Santana, Mercedes, Kurt, Tina and Artie

Santana: Sex isn't dating!!
Brittany: If it was, Santana and I would be dating
- Everyone has a wtf face -

There is that amazing video on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVoi_WGyxUw
♥Mellowsplints♥
Image
Shows I watch: Lost, Six Feet Under, Skins, Glee, V, Scrubs, Misfits, True Blood, The OC, New Girl, Happy Endings, Fresh Meat Gossip Girl, Life Unexpected, The Tribe, Once Upon A Time, Freaks & Geeks,
My So Called Life, Girlfriends, Desperate Housewives, Being Human, How I Met Your Mother, Pretty Little Liars
User avatar
Mellow
Show Expert
 
Posts: 1829
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:58 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby Joshua on Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:02 pm

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks"

is my favourite :rofl:
Image
Image
User avatar
Joshua
Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 8223
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:11 pm
Location: Somewhere snowy but hot
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby 4815162342execute on Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:33 pm

Mr Schue: Tina, are there any other looks you can try?
Santana: Biker chick?
Finn: Cowgirl?
Mercedes: Hoodrat.
Quinn: Computer programmer?
Brittany: Cross-country skier?
Puck: Catholic schoolgirl?
Brittany: Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.


:S :S
Image
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
4815162342execute
Show Expert
 
Posts: 477
Joined: Sat May 17, 2008 4:51 am
Location: USA
Gender: Female

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby DestinyCalls on Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:55 pm

These are a few of my favorites

So, Hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy.

Santana: This food was not satisfactory
Briitany: There was a mouse in mine

Kurt: And she [Lady Gaga] changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners
Brittany: That's true
DestinyCalls
Extra
 
Posts: 51
Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:13 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby Notice on Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:31 pm

when mr. schuester questioned the glee kids about the Glist:
Brittany: "I don't know how to turn on a computer" :rofl:

every line is awesome :rofl: :thumbsup:
It doesn't matter who we were... It only matters who we are.

Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks.
User avatar
Notice
Star Billing
 
Posts: 1069
Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:37 pm
Location: Vienna
Gender: Female

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby Mellow on Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:10 am

Notice wrote:when mr. schuester questioned the glee kids about the Glist:
Brittany: "I don't know how to turn on a computer" :rofl:

every line is awesome :rofl: :thumbsup:


That was hilarious. Watching the whole scene makes it even more amazing because Mr. Schue keeps screaming to everyone and all the Kids are so annoyed and angry; screaming back and then Brittany delivers that line with her calm voice. :thumbsup:
♥Mellowsplints♥
Image
Shows I watch: Lost, Six Feet Under, Skins, Glee, V, Scrubs, Misfits, True Blood, The OC, New Girl, Happy Endings, Fresh Meat Gossip Girl, Life Unexpected, The Tribe, Once Upon A Time, Freaks & Geeks,
My So Called Life, Girlfriends, Desperate Housewives, Being Human, How I Met Your Mother, Pretty Little Liars
User avatar
Mellow
Show Expert
 
Posts: 1829
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:58 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby DestinyFound on Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:30 pm

Mellow wrote:
Notice wrote:when mr. schuester questioned the glee kids about the Glist:
Brittany: "I don't know how to turn on a computer" :rofl:

every line is awesome :rofl: :thumbsup:


That was hilarious. Watching the whole scene makes it even more amazing because Mr. Schue keeps screaming to everyone and all the Kids are so annoyed and angry; screaming back and then Brittany delivers that line with her calm voice. :thumbsup:


Her decorum enhances her performance ever time
It is so funny! I can't wait for season 2 ;)
Image
Show Expert for Glee and The Office
User avatar
DestinyFound
Show Expert
 
Posts: 2327
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:48 pm
Location: U.S.A.
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby SmokeyD on Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:46 pm

Brittany has so many great lines it's too hard to pick my favorites, but the one thing I can decide on is that she does not get enough lines to begin with... :thumbsdown:

I think I read somewhere that she (Heather Morris) was originally hired to choreograph more than she was to be a main character (Not stated as fact, I just think I heard it somewhere... rebuttal/verification is welcomely invited), but she has become one of my favorites.

It would be great if they gave her a centric... or at least a story arc. It would make a really good show (IMHO) even better..

Oh and btw... and she's hot too... :thumbup: :wub:

EDIT: Nevermind the rebuttal/confirmation... her Wikipedia page says it all...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Morris_(Glee_actress)
User avatar
SmokeyD
Show Expert
 
Posts: 1462
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:17 pm
Location: Outside of Chicago...Somewhere...
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby SmokeyD on Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:19 pm

EW has a nice 'spoiler' regarding Brittany, but considering this a no-spoiler thread, I will just leave it at that, but this is another reason I :wub: her so...

Image
User avatar
SmokeyD
Show Expert
 
Posts: 1462
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:17 pm
Location: Outside of Chicago...Somewhere...
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby Joshjb on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:39 pm

She has too many awesome lines to name... I love her! :D I really hope she'll get to sing sometime next season. :)
ImageImage
User avatar
Joshjb
Former Staff Member
 
Posts: 4031
Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:11 pm
Location: Hungary
Gender: Male

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby laizly on Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:37 pm

"I think my cat's reading my diary" or smth like that.
she's the best.
Image

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. (...) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ezekiel 25:17, Jules Winnfield
User avatar
laizly
Show Expert
 
Posts: 19
Joined: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:36 pm
Location: Poznań
Gender: Female

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby KMB on Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:27 am

"Mr Schu . . . Is he your son?"

"Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?"

"I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave."

Just a few of my faves. I just love Brittany!
User avatar
KMB
Viewer
 
Posts: 2
Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:16 am
Gender: Female

Re: Glee Brittany Quotes

Postby DestinyFound on Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:17 pm

when Puck gets his haircut:

"who is that guy?" :w00t:
Image
Show Expert for Glee and The Office
User avatar
DestinyFound
Show Expert
 
Posts: 2327
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:48 pm
Location: U.S.A.
Gender: Male

Next

Return to Glee Discussion [No Spoilers!]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 13 guests

cron