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The worst movie I've ever seen is........

Postby Dogma9 on Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:55 pm

Ulli Lommel's Black Dahlia (2006)-The rip off of the popular film with S. Johanson.

I dont really care about stuff like acting or....bad plot. Im usually pretty tolerent. But...this movie was B-A-D.

Reasons:

-Looks like it was shot with a cellphone.(Not exaduration)

- annoying flashes on the screen that surve no purpose

-5 mins in the killers cut up a body and dance with the body parts no NO reason.


To be honest, I couldnt watch more then 15 mins of it

and IM not the only one: I returned it, and my local video store said "Man, no one who rents that has been able to watch more then 25mins of it"

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I just had to post this, so no one suffers through this horrible film.


So.....now that iv saved u all a massive mind-rape.

Whats the worst movie YOUV ever seen?
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Sym on Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:48 pm

angel and demon

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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Owa! on Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:10 pm

"Five Fingers" ...
One of the main selling points is "A twist you'll never see coming" ...
I guessed ONE twist... I was right, I want those hours back :(
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby NotInOxford on Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:36 pm

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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Michelle on Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:41 pm

Probably The Blair Witch Project, I was in 5th grade when I saw it so I don't remember much except that it made no sense and wasn't scary at all :P .
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby map_of_ur_hed on Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:43 pm

'Timecode'

It's an experimental film with no script and all filmed continuously, without breaks and in 4 x split screen :|
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Brookie on Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:32 pm

Bubbleboy

I was forced to watch this movie by my two brothers-in-law. I still hate them for it. :sneaky:
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Nick on Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:21 pm

I hated the original Black Dahlia as well with Scarlet Johanssen. But it's far from the worst I've seen. Just thought I'd point out that the other version of Black Dahlia sucks as well, even though I like Brian de Palma.

Most of the stuff Uwe Boll does is some of the worst I've seen.
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Ricardus Alpert on Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:16 pm

The Mummy 4 (or was it 3...?) Well anyways it was horrible.
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby crikey on Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:23 pm

Brookie wrote:Bubbleboy

I was forced to watch this movie by my two brothers-in-law. I still hate them for it. :sneaky:


500 dollar!!!
500 dollar?
500 DOLLARRRR!!!!!

:D

(I really liked it) :PP

Backdraft or A Beautiful Mind?... hmmm... A Beautiful Mind I think. Awful beyond words.
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby DharmaFlashes08 on Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:27 pm

crikey wrote:
Brookie wrote:Bubbleboy

I was forced to watch this movie by my two brothers-in-law. I still hate them for it. :sneaky:


500 dollar!!!
500 dollar?
500 DOLLARRRR!!!!!

:D

(I really liked it) :PP

Backdraft or A Beautiful Mind?... hmmm... A Beautiful Mind I think. Awful beyond words.


A Beautiful Mind?? O.o Nah I love that movie.
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Joshua on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:19 pm

"Waiting" and "Oh brother where art thou" spring to mind
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby dutchie on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:39 pm

The other Black Dahlia also sucks balls. I have always been interested in the real case, so seeing it being used in a stupid story like that is an outrage to Elizabeth Short.
The only good thing was Mia Kirshner as Elizabeth Short.
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Owa! on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:40 pm

Oh Brother Where Art Thou is awesome! :O :scared:

Another one of mine that springs to mind is "The Happening"
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Re: The worst movie iv ever Seen is........

Postby Finli Otego on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:48 pm

Owa! wrote:Oh Brother Where Art Thou is awesome! :O :scared:

Another one of mine that springs to mind is "The Happening"

WAY too many ominous lingering shots of plants and trees. :|
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