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Favorite Office Lines

Postby laezydaezy on Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:02 am

There are so many I can't even remember. But these two are on the top of my mind.

Micheal "ASAP as possible"

Pam "Who went to volleyball camp almost every summa" (don't forget the gansta hand movements)
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:06 am

Jim (posing as Dwight) ''Which bear is the best bear?''
Dwight ''What kind of question...''
Jim ''FALSE. Black bear''
Dwight ''There are two schools of thought there''
Jim ''FACT. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.''



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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby laezydaezy on Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:14 am

*SLAP*

jim: "the KGB will wait for no one"
Dwight: "its true"
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby DestinyFound on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:58 pm

My personal favorite was in season 2 episode 18 (Take Your Daughter to Work Day)

Stanley: That little girl is a child. I don't want to see you sniff'n around her any more this afternoon. Do you understand?
Ryan: Yes sir . . .
Stanley:Boy have you lost your mind? Cuz I'll help you find it! What are you looking for, there's no one who is gonna help you. Jesus could go running through that door and he isn't gonna help you if you don't stop sniffn after my child!

Wow . . . . I could go on and on, but this one is my favorite. But anything having to do with Dwight makes me laugh
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:16 pm

Jim: Have you ever seen a stripper before?


Dwight: Of course i have....Jennifer Garner portrayed one on Alias, it was one of her many Aliases

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby DestinyFound on Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:35 pm

LOL . . . . these are all soooo funny
I just love this show so much :D

I can't wait till the new season :w00t:

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Michael: (signing up for a dating website) My user name will be "little_child_lover" that way people know where my priorities are
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:40 pm

DestinyFound wrote:Michael: (signing up for a dating website) My user name will be "little_child_lover" that way people know where my priorities are


Totally forgot about that scene, I was in tears laughing when i watched it :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby Fivebretz on Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:43 pm

There was one episode where Michael was trying to organise something, like a party or something, and Toby rattled off this list of reasons why it was a bad idea. And Michael looked at him for like a minute in angry silence, then said something along the lines of:

"There is so much that I hate...about the things that you choose to be..."

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen, I laughed so hard.
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby DestinyFound on Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:24 pm

CaseyCasey87 wrote:
DestinyFound wrote:Michael: (signing up for a dating website) My user name will be "little_child_lover" that way people know where my priorities are


Totally forgot about that scene, I was in tears laughing when i watched it :lol: :rofl: :rofl:


I know!!!!

He is so oblivious :PP

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Fivebretz wrote:There was one episode where Michael was trying to organise something, like a party or something, and Toby rattled off this list of reasons why it was a bad idea. And Michael looked at him for like a minute in angry silence, then said something along the lines of:

"There is so much that I hate...about the things that you choose to be..."

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen, I laughed so hard.


I love the whole Toby vs. Michael deal :whistle:
It is soooo funny
Remember when Michael put "weed" in toby's office

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby Fivebretz on Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:41 pm

MICHAEL: I want you to think about what you've done...think about it LONG and HARD
DWIGHT: (hopefully) That's what she said?
MICHAEL: (With passion) Don't you...dare!
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby DestinyFound on Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:21 pm

Fivebretz wrote:MICHAEL: I want you to think about what you've done...think about it LONG and HARD
DWIGHT: (hopefully) That's what she said?
MICHAEL: (With passion) Don't you...dare!


ROFL :P
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby ripzfx on Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:26 pm

I like waking up to the smell of bacon...Sue me.
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby chr1s on Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:23 pm

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby DestinyFound on Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:32 pm

chr1s wrote:Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.


Classic Michael

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby chr1s on Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:21 pm

^^^ Another Michael Classic!


Jim Halpert: One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump, on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then.
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