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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby DestinyFound on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:35 pm

chr1s wrote:^^^ Another Michael Classic!


Jim Halpert: One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump, on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then.


I love it!!!!

I can hardly contain myself about the new season . . . .

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZqDC2nI ... re=related

Dwight kissed me . . . :clap:
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby Nicole on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:36 pm



:thumbsup:
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby DestinyFound on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:40 pm

Nicole wrote:

:thumbsup:


That is a classic :P
I love it Nicole



Bros before Hoes man . . . .

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Creed: I m not offended my homosexuality. In the 60s I made love with many many women. Often outdoors, usually in the mud. And if a man slipped in, there would be no way o knowing
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby Nicole on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:41 pm

Embedding disabled on that vid! :(

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby Fivebretz on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:47 pm

Michael (dressed as Santa) walks into the Party Planning Committee (Phyllis, Pam, Angela and Ryan)

"Ho Ho Ho...(points at Ryan) Pimp!"
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby Nicole on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:48 pm

Haha I love these. :thumbsup:
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:51 pm

Stanley: ''I'll give you 20,000 Stanley Nickels to never talk to me again''

Dwight: ''What's the exchange rate of Stanley Nickels to Shrute bucks?''

Stanley: ''It's about the same as the rate of unicorns to lepreachans''


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Re: Favorite Office Lines

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:59 pm

Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last one to do that disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton :shifty:
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby rilizzo on Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:47 pm

MICHAEL: You think Stanlies grow on trees? They don't. there are no Stanley trees. You think the world is crawling with Phylises? Show me that farm. With Phylises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm.
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby Fivebretz on Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:54 pm

BIG new contender for my favourite line, courtesy of Andy. I was watching the Beach ep last night and heard the funniest delivery of anything ever

Angela: "What Andy? What will I tell them?"
Andy: floating away "Tell them I'm floating away, obviously!"

I don't know if it was even meant to be that funny, but it cracked me right up :lol:
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Re: Favorite Office Lines

Postby rilizzo on Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:14 pm

DWIGHT: Welcome to the hotel Hell. Check-in time now, check-out time is never!
JIM: Does my room have cable?
DWIGHT: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
JIM: Can I change rooms?
DWIGHT: Sorry, we are all booked up. Hell convention in town!
JIM: Can I have a late check-in?
DWIGHT: I'll have to talk to the manager.
JIM: You're not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?
DWIGHT: I'm the co-owner. With Satan!
JIM: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy you are in hell and you are co-runnning a bed and breakfast with the devil?
DWIGHT: But I haven't told you the salary yet.
JIM: Go.
DWIGHT: Eighty thousand dollars!
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