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Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:28 pm
by chr1s
Dwight Schrute:Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice: Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, fictional, and overqualified.

Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:06 pm
by rilizzo
MICHAEL: I declare...BRANKRUPTCY!!!! :lol:

Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:19 pm
by chr1s
Oscar : Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. [shakes head] Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes.

Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:24 am
by Sawyer5665
rilizzo wrote:MICHAEL: I declare...BRANKRUPTCY!!!! :lol:

I LOVE that one.

Dwight: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

-- Merged Double Post --

Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.

Dwight (to Ryan): And now that you've planted your seed in the ground, I will plant my seed in you.

Phyllis: Does it hurt terribly?
Meredith: No it's not too bad, they have me on a lot of painkillers.
Creed: Oh really. What kind? Codeine, Vicodin, Percoset, Etanol, Oxicotin, Palidone.
Meredith: I have no idea.

Creed Bratton: Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.

....just some of my faves.

Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:31 pm
by breillyx7
Angela: (After Dwight tries to give her a new cat, Garbage) I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. Before she's even in the ground.
Dwight: You haven't buried her yet?
Angela: Don't push me. I'm grieving.
Dwight: Garbage can be very helpful, okay? He's a useful cat. He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him.
Angela: I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles!

Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:00 pm
by Shotey
"I have no shortage of company names"

Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:32 am
by DharmaLager
For some reason, I love this one:

Dwight Schrute: Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?
Angela: No. I haven't thought of it.
Dwight Schrute: Okay. Cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard.
Angela: I would like cat.
Dwight Schrute: Cats don't make butter.
Angela: I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.
Dwight Schrute: It doesn't make any sense.
Angela: Yes it does!

Re: Favorite Office Lines

PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:47 pm
by Adam

I'm Prison Mike!