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The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:41 pm
by Lockes disciple
What will you be doing Saturday night? Hopefully, watching out for werewolves. :PP


Supermoon is March 19

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:06 pm
by Woongo
That would be a fantastic sight to see! I'll keep watching the skies...

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:58 pm
by Joshua
may appear 14 percent larger and 30 percent brighter


Awesome, I'll be on the lookout tonight :thumbsup:

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:35 pm
by dutchie
Well, what a let down, its just a bit brighter.

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:05 pm
by Two Sides
It's been blue sky ALL day! But the clouds decide now is a good time to come out for a **** stroll? :mad:

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:24 pm
by Broyles
dutchie wrote:Well, what a let down, its just a bit brighter.


:rofl: My thoughts exactly. When I heard about the moon coming so close to the Earth I thought it would be incredibly large. Something like the movie "E.T." when Elliot rides his bike with E.T. in the basket on the handlebars and they float into the air:

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But it turns out only someone who uses a telescope very regularly will be able to see the difference in size. It's really for astronomy enthusiasts to get all excited about. "Yay!!! We have something to look at!"

Other than that, it may be a little brighter. I wonder if my bad luck will have me finding myself in the unfortunate experience of encountering a werewolf?

If I go out to a party or nightclub and meet a girl and take her back to my place for sex. So there we are, in bed, naked and going at it, when suddenly the supermoon shines through my bedroom window. It's dark so I don't immediately notice the changes in this woman I'm currently boinking. I just assumed she's a terribly unhygienic and a lazy shaver.

BROYLES: Whoa, those legs are hairy. I would've thought a woman as lovely as you would've kept that region nice and smooth... Oooh and uh don't be so aggressive when you kiss me! You've got such sharp teeth. Funny that I never noticed that before. I could've sworn you were trying to bite me just then.... My goodness! Is that a tail you're growing? Wait, what are you? Oh my god! The moon. The hair. The teeth. The tail No... NO! NO!!!!

And then I get eaten.

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:04 am
by Two Sides
:rofl: :rofl: that post is the best thing to come from this moon situation.

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:08 am
by Broyles
Two Sides wrote::rofl: :rofl: that post is the best thing to come from this moon situation.


Yes, I'm quite pleased with it. :whistle:


Is it even possible for women to be werewolves? All I've ever seen in films is males turning into werewolves? Is that how it goes? Only men turn into werewolves? I believe there are female vampires, but I'm not sure about female werewolves. I suppose that adds more humor to the joke, doesn't it? I thought it was a woman, but it turns out this whole time I was having sex with some sort of evil transsexual werewolf that began transforming mid-coitus. I'm sure I could contact all the tabloid newspapers and sell my story for profit. "Man is raped by werewolf transvestite but police still decide to charge him with unlawful beastiality" would be the headline.

Hmm, come to think of it I've never noticed that before; no female werewolves. Are they being discriminated against? Is there some sort of misogyny going on in the werewolf community that they aren't allowed to show themselves during full moons? Does the current standing of werewolf prejudice and discrimination require them to shield themselves or remain in complete isolation during full moons? Should we be concerned? Should we be fighting for female werewolf rights, since they, as a minority, have never been able to be seen or depicted in a film?

Are there any "werewolf-ologists" out there that could clarify the subject? Is it possible for a woman or female to be a werewolf? Or is that something only man can aspire to become? Have we males cornered the market in this industry as well?

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:22 am
by dutchie
Films/series with femalwe werewolf: Wolf, The Howling(the sequel is even called Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch) GInger Snaps, Werewolf Woman, An American Werewolf in Paris , Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Being Human, True Blood and probably more.
They are there, but not as many as male werewolfs. I think it has to do with the fact that most men dont want to see a woman turn all freaky and hairy :D

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:25 am
by Broyles
Ok. There we have it. Female werewolves do exist.

I'm not too much into that genre and so I haven't seen too many werewolf movies and hadn't noticed. But I appreciate the response. :thumbsup:

And I love the title: "Werewolf Bitch."

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:27 am
by dutchie
Just standing up for the she-wolfs :thumbsup:

Re: The Supermoon is Saturday Night!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:30 am
by Two Sides
Now you got me thinking Shakira.