Forgive Me Spoilers, For I Have Sinned...

[CharliePace]

Have any of you ever been to confession?
I'm not a religious person so I wouldn't know much about it,
but the Idea of telling your sins or wrongdoings to a complete stranger would be quite helpful in your road to forgiveness I suppose,
So lets give it a try!

How about we comment on the 'Sin' posted above us, then give our own.
Here we go:

Once, I came home and my sister gave me loads of crap and argued with me for no reason,
So i **** (Urinated, for the benefit of the forums censorship ) on her bed and blamed it on the Puppy.

[zeek]

Dude...


Remind me never to be in your bad books

Forgive me Spoilers, for I have sinned... I've had unpure thoughts about women and acted on them!

And I tore the head off my sister's barbie one time and put it on a high shelf. Then I laughed when she fell off the counter trying to get it...

[CharliePace]

Forgive me Spoilers, for I have sinned... I've had unpure thoughts about women and acted on them!

And I tore the head off my sister's barbie one time and put it on a high shelf. Then I laughed when she fell off the counter trying to get it...

EVIL!
But clever

Forgive Me Spoilers, for I have Sinned... I deleted a girl's entire Graphics, English and History GCSE Coursework for no reason, then got away with no punishment, despite her grassing me up.

[Fivebretz]

That seems kinda rude

[zeek]

That's just cruel. Ex-girlfriend?


Forgive me Spoilers, for I have sinned... I once post someone forty-odd cards from phone booths (wink wink, nudge nudge) because he asked for a souvenir from my trip to London... his very young son found them.

[CharliePace]

That seems kinda rude

Yeah i do actually feel guilty for it, I assumed the school computers had a recycle bin, I was only screwing around, turns out they didn't.

No just a random girl Zeek, you know the gobby type who's voice grates on you?

My question to you Zeek is what were you doing in a phone booth like that anyway

Forgive me spoilers, for I have sinned... I told all my contacts on msn that this kid in my year at school was dead, that he'd been malciously mauled by a yorkshire terrier and died in hospital. They actually believed it.

[zeek]

I'm sorry to say that was very much a well thought out plan My friend and I stopped at every phone booth we saw to add to the collection for his letterbox

Oh, and that's just wrong! Did the person ever found out what you'd said?


Forgive me spoilers, for I have sinned... I called in sick for work once because I decided to get some action instead.

[Owa!]

Forgive me spoilers, for I have sinned... I called in sick for work once because I decided to get some action instead.

We've all been there

Forgive Me Spoilers, for I have Sinned... I purposely ruined every-single-one of my brothers Bad-Indie/Trance music CDs, he was annoying the heck outta me with them... and c'mon... Trance!

[Bonky]

The thing about confession is, you're supposed to do penance (usually saying a couple of prayers) after you've confessed. As a former Catholic altar boy, I feel qualified to dole out suitable punishments. But I'm guessing some of you aren't too familiar with the prayer book, so I'll have to improvise.

CharliePace - You need to sing two Bohemian Rhapsodies and one Sweet Home Alabama.
Zeek, my child - One Stairway To Heaven and an I Am The Walrus, and the Lord will forgive you.
Owa - You have to sing YMCA AND do the appropriate mimes to be pure in the eyes of Jebus again.

For the record, I'm admitting nothing.

[Owa!]

*mumbles*
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
/*mumble*

[zeek]

(I've actually been ordained online )

I will do my penance like a good confessor!

[charliefan4life]

I fear I will be struck by lightning if I tried to go to confession. So...

[Dogma9]

Forgive Me Spoilers, For I Have Sinned...

I got offered a tutoring position at my high school in 12th grade.

but turned it down when the chick I would be tutoring wasnt attractive enough

[CharliePace]

The thing about confession is, you're supposed to do penance (usually saying a couple of prayers) after you've confessed. As a former Catholic altar boy, I feel qualified to dole out suitable punishments. But I'm guessing some of you aren't too familiar with the prayer book, so I'll have to improvise.

CharliePace - You need to sing two Bohemian Rhapsodies and one Sweet Home Alabama.
Zeek, my child - One Stairway To Heaven and an I Am The Walrus, and the Lord will forgive you.
Owa - You have to sing YMCA AND do the appropriate mimes to be pure in the eyes of Jebus again.

For the record, I'm admitting nothing.

Oh right I get it, so should we change the rules so instead of just commenting on the sin above, we say how the person can make ammends for it? What do you all think?

Dogma, you must go to your town centre, find the most un-attractive girl in view, then explain to her Einstein's theory of Relativity, then you will be forgiven

Forgive me Spoilers, For I have Sinned...

Yesterday I got my Girlfriends brother with the old;

Me: Hey, did you see that program on channel 4 last night?
Him: Which One?
Me: Nobheads say No.
Him: No..?
Me: LOL

I'm feeling guilty!

[Dogma9]

^ So does this mean I can find a HOT girl to EXPLAIN to me the theory of relativity because.......I have no clue