by WalterBishop on Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:54 pm
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Season 6, Episode 1
Ka-Bloom, Part 1
An eye opened.
A man, whose face is unseen, is laid in bed. He kissed the sleeping woman next to him on the cheek and got up. His walked to his iPhone 3GS, sat on a docking station, and put on some music. He walked to the bathroom and turns on the shower, and then washed. ‘Bad to the Bone’ played alongside the ‘getting up and ready’ montage. Lady GaGa’s album then came on so he rushed back to the bedroom to silence it. In his hurry he woke his companion.
“Come back to bed.” she said tiredly.
“I can’t, honey,” he mumbled, with a piece of jam covered toast in his hand “I’ve got that meeting.”
“Oh yeah, good luck MIB!”
Cut to Man in Black’s face, he looks a little **** off.
“How many times? I hate that stupid nick name. Call me by my real name.”
“Okie dokie.” said the woman, turning “Sorry Mibbrance.”
“Sorry for being grouchy, Kate.”
Cue come epic Giacchino piece.
LOST
“Come on, you son of a bitch!” Juliet shouted as she smacked the bomb.
KA-BLOOM!
WHITE FLASH
Jack, Kate, Hurley, Miles, Jin, Sawyer, Dying Sayid and Pretty Much Dead Juliet awoke in and around the Swan’s implosion hole.
“NO! This wasn’t meant to happen!” Jack cried, tears pouring down his face.
“I don’t know...” said Miles “That explosion didn’t sound right...”
“Well we’re still here... nickname!” Sawyer shouted, obviously too depressed be witty, as he ran to Juliet.
“James...” she cried “Please...”
“What is it, my love?”
“Jack... He did this...”
“It’s not really his fault...” said Sawyer.
“Yes... it is... I wish he’d get hit by a...” she coughed.
Sawyer looked in to her bloodshot eyes with love and sadness.
“Coffee!” she screamed.
“What?” asked Sawyer.
“Coffee, contrary to popular belief, is the fourth biggest Brazilian export.”
“Paulo.” Sayid moaned quietly.
“Juliet, you’re not making any sense.”
“This place is... purgatory.”
“Dude.” said Hurley.
Then Juliet died.
“This wasn’t supposed to-“
“-happen.”
Jack was on board flight 815.
“What, sir?” asked Cindy.
Jack turned to her, confused, “What?”
“Is the food okay?”
“Umm... Yes.” he said weakly.
“That’s not a very tasty reaction.”
“It’s not very tasty food.”
“Oh.” Cindy said.
“That’s not a very shocked reaction.”
“It’s not a very shocking statement.”
Cindy cleared her throat.
“That’s not a very interesting thing to do.” said Jack.
“This isn’t a very interesting conversation.” Cindy said as she walked away.
Jack relaxed in his chair, life as a male model was stressful.
Ben Linus stood with a bloody dagger in his hand.
Flocke turned to him, “It would seemed that you’ve be Punk’d.”
Ben perked up, “Do I get to meet Ashton?”
“No,” said Flocke casually “I killed him.”
A tear rolled down Ben’s face.
“Join me, Ben, and I can get you Ashton Kutcher.”
“Deal.”
“Okay. One more thing, will you try to stop lying?”
“My name is Mary Jo. I’m from Minnesota.”
“I’ve seen your memories. Your name isn’t Mary Jo, is it?”
“Yes.”
“Really?”
“No.”
“Right, Benjamin, let’s go outside...”
“My mother taught me.”
Flight 815.
Kate sat next to Edward Mars, who is talking away loudly.
“...so, I auditioned and now I’m going be in Hairspray.”
“Great.” Kate said unenthusiastically.
“So, tell me about yourself.”
“I’m a fu-”
“A fugitive?” he cried, panicked.
“No. I’m a fudge maker. I make fudge.”
“Oh. What an average, unexciting profession.”
“Dude.” Hurley said.
“What?” asked Jin.
“It’s a beanstalk.”
Sure enough, there was a beanstalk, leading right in to the clouds.
“How have we not seen this before?” asked Jack, still sobbing.
“Well,” said Hurley “we couldn’t have missed it.”
“There’s something here!” shouted Jin.
At the base of the stalk there was a house mat with Latin writing on it.
“What’s does it mean?” questioned Hurley.
“Temple Sweet Temple.” said Jacob.
“Thanks, should we- wait a second, who are you?”
“I’m Jacob, and I have all the answers.”
“Why don’t you tell us them?”
The rest of the group looked on in confusion as Hurley seemingly talked to thin air.
“I could...” said Jacob “Or I could mysteriously disappear.”
“I vote ans-”
WHOOSH!
Jacob had mysteriously disappeared.
“How high is that thing?” asked Kate.
“So high we’d probably be close to the Sun.” grumbled Sawyer.
“Sun!” shouted Jin, grabbing the beanstalk, “Sun! Sun!”
“How was the meeting?” asked Kate.
“Stressful. I told him I wanted to kill him.”
“Oh, honey.”
“I’m not your ‘honey’. You only sleep with me because of what I promised you.”
“That’s not true... we still do have a deal right?”
“Yes... You stay with me until you die and I’ll get you an iPhone 3GS with ‘Flight Control’.”
“I’ll never need a toy plane again... When do I get my iPhone?”
“After you’ve spent your life with me.”
“Sounds fair.”
“Aren’t you glad you choose to live with me in the 1800’s?” said Mibbrance.
Locke sweated in his passenger seat, before getting to his feet.
Cindy was shocked, “Sir, I thought you said you can’t walk.”
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do!” he screamed as he pushed down on the detonator.
KA-BOOM!
LOST
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